Rooster joke - funny or not?!
Question: An Irish priest in a small village in Co. Donegal was fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house back of the parish. He had a c0ck rooster and about ten hens. One Saturday night the c0ck rooster went missing and as that was the time he suspected c0ck fights occurred in the village he decided to do something about it at church the next morning. At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a c0ck?"
Almost immediately all the men stood up.
"Dear god, NO NO,” he said. "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c0ck?"Almost immediately all the women stood up.
"Almighty Father, NO NO,” he said. "That wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a c0ck that doesn't belong to them?"Almost immediately, half the women stood up."NO, NO, NO", he said. "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my c0ck?" Immediately all the Nuns stood up...
Answers: An Irish priest in a small village in Co. Donegal was fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house back of the parish. He had a c0ck rooster and about ten hens. One Saturday night the c0ck rooster went missing and as that was the time he suspected c0ck fights occurred in the village he decided to do something about it at church the next morning. At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a c0ck?"
Almost immediately all the men stood up.
"Dear god, NO NO,” he said. "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c0ck?"Almost immediately all the women stood up.
"Almighty Father, NO NO,” he said. "That wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a c0ck that doesn't belong to them?"Almost immediately, half the women stood up."NO, NO, NO", he said. "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my c0ck?" Immediately all the Nuns stood up...
hahaha brilliant. very funny. pmsl
Lol a little.
kinda cute ...
could have been worse (but I won't go there)
lol - it's pretty funny.
it sick... definately not funny
funny funny funny
that's funny
Pretty funny. I like hearing jokes.
Funny.
that's funny,u need to be irish like me to laugh at that....lmao
Lord have mercy...Thank God it's only a joke otherwise he'd be in some real trouble with God.
hahahah lol love it!!!! ur gonna make me kick out of the library, im laughing so hard!!!! keep em coming!!!
Kinda cute joke!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha bet all the choir boys stood as well, pmsl
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Lovely joke! Oi laffed me freakin' ed off!!!
cute one
haha.