A selection of short jokes - funny or not?!
Question: Do you know of a Sardar who parked his car in
front of board which said FINE FOR PARKING
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A drunk was hauled into court.
Mister, the judge began, you've been brought
here for drinking..
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?
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Can you do anything that other people can't?
Sure, I can read my handwriting..
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When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?
She answers: My husband's cheque book..
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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
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My father is so old that when he was in school, history
was called current affairs.
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey
and stopped him, what virtue would I be Showing?
Student: Brotherly love.
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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help. Job
Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in
this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days
, you can keep it.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to
teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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Should women have children after 35
No, 35 children are more than enough!
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No one has ever complained of a parachute not
opening..
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Living on Earth may be expensive, but it
includes an annual free trip around the Sun..
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Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children !
Answers: Do you know of a Sardar who parked his car in
front of board which said FINE FOR PARKING
-----------------
A drunk was hauled into court.
Mister, the judge began, you've been brought
here for drinking..
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?
-----------------
Can you do anything that other people can't?
Sure, I can read my handwriting..
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When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?
She answers: My husband's cheque book..
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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
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My father is so old that when he was in school, history
was called current affairs.
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey
and stopped him, what virtue would I be Showing?
Student: Brotherly love.
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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help. Job
Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in
this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
--------------------
Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days
, you can keep it.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to
teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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Should women have children after 35
No, 35 children are more than enough!
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No one has ever complained of a parachute not
opening..
----------------
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it
includes an annual free trip around the Sun..
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Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children !
loved em hun, pmsl
Hehehe.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
i did not read them all but some where good
they're all very weak but the last one is kinda clever
No, i didnt find any of them funny. sorry.
This is the first collection of jokes where I have liked every single one of them, well done to you
there bad jokes..........
funny lol :P
like every other ones is amazingly funny da chek bok 1 is a killr
Like the short liners.
Some were funny, but just kind of 'smile' funny not 'laugh out loud' funny if ya get wat im sayin
Good though
lol
not bad but you need a rim shot after each one . . .
ROFL! http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
nice very nice gudd
Lovely stuff!
hahahahaha
I like them all except the first one
...am I dense???
Very Funny,,,,,,,STARRED,,,,,
LMAO
50% good jokes 50% poor jokes
no they are all lame
no offence
Some of them were good. lol
Lol some real gems there.
After seeing all the comments about your jokes, you only need the most important comment, mine---- Yes they are
quite funny even an old lady got the drift on each one. I didn't die with laughter but I thought they were cute!!!
They are cleaner than mine, that's why I don't publish mine!!!!!
Some of those were really bone crackling comedy....
well found, a good collection
I like them. Very good.