So a man walks into a bar......?!
Question: and he asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun and the man replies, "Thank you"
HOW IS THIS SO?????
Answers: and he asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun and the man replies, "Thank you"
HOW IS THIS SO?????
he had the hiccups & the bartender scared them away w/the gun.
It was one of they soda gun thingies that squirts into a glass.
idk... ??
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Because the shock made him lose the hiccups.
water gun.. gun used to dispense water.
It was a water gun, (the thing used in bars to give water, soda, ect.)
he had the hiccups so the bartender scared him
Will S. got it right
that was mine days ago hahahahhahahahahhahahahahhaahha he has hiccups man plagerizeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... oh and it isnt even told right hahahahahahhahahahahahaha ate least if u plagerize do it correctly haha. the riddle is its an extremely hot day and a man goes into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water, the bartender pulls out a gun and aims it right at his head and the man says ty and leaves. why would he do that? he has the damn hiccups.
cuz yea havent u heard? when u ask for a glass of water nowadays you get held up at gunpoint. isnt it obvious? fcuk where have u been?
A pirate walks into a bar and he's got a steering wheel sticking out of the fly of his pants. The bartender hollers over to him "Hey, Mr. Pirate, did you know you have a STEERING WHEEL sticking out of your pants?
The pirate says "AAAARRRRRRRRR...." It's driving
me nuts.