Mum warns her son?!
Question: A mum warns her son dont look at a woman naked or you'll turn to stone,so one day when he and a pal see a woman sunbathing in the nude,he runs away as fast as he can,his friend follows him and asks him why he scarpered ,the boy tells his friend what his mum had said..it must be true he adds because when i saw that woman i felt something going rock hard inside my trouses!
Answers: A mum warns her son dont look at a woman naked or you'll turn to stone,so one day when he and a pal see a woman sunbathing in the nude,he runs away as fast as he can,his friend follows him and asks him why he scarpered ,the boy tells his friend what his mum had said..it must be true he adds because when i saw that woman i felt something going rock hard inside my trouses!
oh lord what was wrong.....lol
LMFAO!....that was a great one..
hahahahaha :P
that's a good one!
LMFAO
very good!
that was funny
hehe silly little boy
OMG! That was hilarious!!! Hahahahahaaha...
Good one. You get a star.
This is for you.
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice "Shall we go home Mother of Six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts back...."Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
One more:
Harold's new job had him working really late. He decides to get his wife a watchdog. He goes to the pet store and asks for a Doberman.
The employee said, "If its a guard dog you want I have a dog just for you." The man walks to the back of the store to get a dog and comes back with a little poodle.
Harold says, "This small thing, a watch dog? You're kidding, right?"
The employee says, "No, this dog is special; he knows karate."
"Karate? I don't believe it," Harold says.
The employee puts the dog down and says, "Karate the sign." And he points to a sign advertising dog food. The dog runs up and rips the sign to shreds. Harold is amazed at this.
The employee then says, "Karate the chair." And he points to a chair in the corner. The dog runs up and rips the chair to shreds. By now Harold is convinced.
"I'll take him," he says.
When he gets home he surprises his wife and she yells out, "This little thing, a watch dog? No way." Harold says, "But this dog knows karate."
"Karate," she yells. "Karate my @$$!"
One more:
A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He asked the pirate,
"How did you loose your leg?" The pirate responded,
"I lost me leg in a battle off the coast of Jamaica!" His new acquaintance was still curious so he asked,
"What about you hand. Did you loose it at the same time?"
"No," answered the pirate. "I lost it to the sharks off the Florida Keys." Finally, the land-lubber asked,
"I notice you also have an eye patch. How did you loose your eye? The pirate answered,
"I was sleeping on a beach when a seagull flew over and crapped right in me eye." The land-lubber asked,
"How could a little seagull crap make you loose your eye?" The pirate snapped,
"It was the day after I got me hook!"
lol
hahahahahahaha
umm.... no offense but i think the punch line needed more PUNCH!
lol... thats cute!
haha.
lmao thats so wrong :)
ha ha ha loved it ,,,lol