Do you like these bumper sticker sayings?!
Question: Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides
Don't Steal....The Government hates Competition
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain
All men are Idiots, and I married their King
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW
I love cats...they taste just like chicken
Answers: Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides
Don't Steal....The Government hates Competition
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain
All men are Idiots, and I married their King
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW
I love cats...they taste just like chicken
They are cute. I have two on the back of my truck
"If Your Gonna Burn our Flag Wrap Yourself in it First"
"My German Shepherd is Smarter than you Honor Student"
all except last 1
Yup, cute. =]
cool i like these things they are so funny heres some more hope u like it....
Give me coffee and no one gets hurt.
Don't wash this vehicle - Undergoing scientific dirt test
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
Keep honking, I'm reloading
He who laughs last thinks slowest
Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy
Your College Sucks
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
The Earth Is Full - Go Home
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
My kid had sex with your honor student.
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
I is a college student
I souport publik edekasion
If you think education is expensive, Try ignorance
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Why drink and drive, when you can smoke and fly.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person and say, "Just who do you think you are?"
When she told me I was average, I figured she was just being mean.
Hire the Handicapped...Were fun to watch!!
STUPIDITY should be Painful
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
Lord save me from your followers.
Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Atheism is a non-profit organization.
And on the 8th day, God sobered up.
The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
Kill 'em all. Let God sort it out
Protected by .357 Magnum 3 days a week. You guess which 3
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Fight crime - Shoot back
Ever seen an UZI fired from a car window?
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
Clear the Road I AM SIXTEEN
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
I got this motor home for my wife. Best deal I ever made
Hang up and drive.
I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over..[Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ***?
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you
My other car is a broom. (Found at a witches shop in NYC)
My Wife's other car is a broom!
I SWERVE to HIT People at Random!
I brake for no apparent reason
I don't brake.
Warning! I brake for hallucinations
Don't laugh, your daughter may be inside - (on a custom van)
Honk If You Want To See My Finger
Honk if you love me
Honk if you're horny
Honk if you are just a honker
Honk all you want, I'm deaf
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Honk If Anything Falls Off
Horn broken - watch for finger
Nothing to lose (on an old rusted out Pontiac)
Don't follow me, I'm lost
If you can read this sticker, I can slam on my brakes and claim damages from you
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
Talk is Cheap - until you hire a lawyer.
Forget the Flag. Burn a Politician.
I love my country. It's the government that pisses me off.
Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.
Nothing political is correct.
First Hilary, then Jennifer - now us
Do you trust a government that doesn't trust you with guns?
Dole for Pineapple.
Buy American while there is still time
up your date!
So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
I need someone really bad...Are you really bad
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
I'm shy, but I have a big dick
500,000 battered women and I'm still eating mine plain
Nice guys finish last and bring you breakfast in bed.
Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
You'll need to know my name. You'll be screaming it later.
I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in.
I can hold my own. But I'd rather hold yours.
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
Wink, I'll do the rest!
Will work for food - Will beg for sex
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Discourage Inbreeding - Ban Country Music
Boldly Going Nowhere
Metaphors be with you
Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Unless you're the lead dog, the view doesn't change
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
I love cats...they taste just like chicken
Dogs think they're human. Cats think they're gods.
Save the Dolphins. What did the cows do wrong?
Help wanted-telepath: you know where to apply
I still miss my wife, But my aim is improving
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him/her sleep.
Help! I Farted and can't roll down my windows!
What if the whole world FARTED at the same time?
What part of "No" don't you understand?
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film
When all else fails manipulate the data
A day without sunshine is like, night.
Love thy neighbor, but don't brag about it
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
Avenge Yourself - Be a problem to your children
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Why be difficult - Be impossible
I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Make the world a better place; kill a bigot
The first boat people were white
God created Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world
When I grow up, I wanna be just like Barbie. That ***** has EVERYTHING!
Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's *** and wait!
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
When there's a will, I want to be in it!
Been There - **** Happened
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal !
Visualize Whirled Peas
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
Procrastinators Unite!... Tomorrow
Dyslexics Untie!
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
My reality check bounced
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most
Are you stoned or just stupid?
I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes of my life
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory
If the music's too loud you're too old
Subvert the Dominant Paradigm
My karma ran over my dogma
Born to Shop
We're Spending our Kids Inheritance
If you're rich, I'm single
i also like urs too and for more laughs heres the website have fun
http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/qu...
how about : NUKE THEIR *** AND TAKE THEIR GAS
or
NUKE 'EM TILL THEY GLOW
no
what part of ILLEGAL immigration don't you understand
alright
My Best for last
EVERY JUAN GO HOME
I like those...my favorite is:
Don't Steal, the Government Hates Competition.
Not all of them, no.
I don't like the 2nd, 5th (I think it's the other way around but I wouldn't use those exact words, hehe), 8th (ick, laziness *never* pays off), and the last one. If I saw someone with that cat bumper sticker; I would make their experience on the road an absolute nighmare. They would never want to drive again.
They are all funny but the second is my fave!
hahahahahaha
love them
< All men are Idiots, and I married their King >
- found this as the funniest!
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not really funny. they're like the bumper sticker equivalent of the "i'm with stupid -->" t-shirts.
best bumper sticker i've heard of recently (nothing to do with my political affiliation) : "think outside the box .. vote Obama" (think about it .. it's funny!)
I like: Don't Steal....The Government hates Competition.
The Government really does steal...Like income tax...It's unconstitutional.
yeah.. i like it. it amuses me. anyway it's only a joke. we should not make life so much serious..