Does anyone no some funny knock out jokes?!
Question: i need a fantasic LOL right now so if anyone has any funny knock out jokes to make a gurl laugh really crazy send them to me please
Answers: i need a fantasic LOL right now so if anyone has any funny knock out jokes to make a gurl laugh really crazy send them to me please
i have no jokes for you but baby ill sex you up instead
this one:
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A Blonde goes to the Doctor....She tells the doctor she's in pain here, here, and here, as she points with her finger to certain areas on her body from head to toe. "Doc, what is wrong with me?" she asks. The doctor replies, "Miss? could the reason you hurt in all those places be due to the fact your finger is broken?
A dyslexic walks into a bra...
find Suzie s. on senior citizens and read her jokes.
They crack me up.
kncok knock
whos there?
arthur
arthur who?
arthur got
Knock Knock
whos there?
amos
amos who?
amosquito
ROSE AND BARB
Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all of their lives.
When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her every day. One day Barb said, "Rose, we both loved playing women's softball all our lives, and we played all through High School. Please do me one favor: when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's women's soft-ball there."
Rose looked up at Barb from her deathbed and said, "Barb, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you." Shortly after that, Rose passed on.
At midnight a few nights later, Barb was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to her, "Barb, Barb."
"Who is it?" asked Barb, sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
"Barb -- it's me, Rose."
"You're not Rose. Rose just died."
"I'm telling you, it's me, Rose," insisted the voice.
"Rose! Where are you?"
"In Heaven," replied Rose. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."
"Tell me the good news first," said Barb.
"The good news," Rose said, "is that there's Softball in Heaven. Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime, and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play softball allwe want, and we never get tired."
"That's fantastic," said Barb. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?"
"You're pitching Tuesday."
I have a great one. You start......