Worlds worst situation ever!!!!!!?!
Question: A man is standing on a train platform waiting for the train that will take him through to where his job interview is.
The man is extremely nervous, and keeps biting his nails, when for no apparent reason he craps himself.
The man begins to panic, as he realises the train is going to arrive in 10 minutes, and his eyes desperately search for a solution. He spots a clothes store. He squelches his way over to it. He asks the man at the till for some trousers, size 34, quickly. The man hands them over as he hears the train arriving.
The man goes into the toilet as soon as he gets on the train, and locks the door. He takes his trousers off and cleans himself up. He pokes the trousers out of the window, finishes cleaning himself up and opens the bag.
The man stared in horror at the item of clothing in the bag.
it was a sweater!
Answers: A man is standing on a train platform waiting for the train that will take him through to where his job interview is.
The man is extremely nervous, and keeps biting his nails, when for no apparent reason he craps himself.
The man begins to panic, as he realises the train is going to arrive in 10 minutes, and his eyes desperately search for a solution. He spots a clothes store. He squelches his way over to it. He asks the man at the till for some trousers, size 34, quickly. The man hands them over as he hears the train arriving.
The man goes into the toilet as soon as he gets on the train, and locks the door. He takes his trousers off and cleans himself up. He pokes the trousers out of the window, finishes cleaning himself up and opens the bag.
The man stared in horror at the item of clothing in the bag.
it was a sweater!
HAHA! whats he gonna do next!
Hahaha that was funny!!! I didn't laugh, but it was still funny.
Doctor,tells the man--I have some good news and some bad news--The man says give me the good news and the Doctor says you have 24hrs to live---The man says,if thats the good news--what's the bad news??? And the Doctor says,I meant to call you yesterday !!!!!!!
Funny! 100!
what the fcuk?