Dumb Yank jokes, anyone?!
Question: Q. How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in local currency, four to comment on "how funny-looking" local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards in case the pictures don't come out.
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An American was telling one of his favourite jokes to a group of friends.
"Hell is a place where the cooks are British, the waiters are French, the policemen are Germans, and the trains are run by Italians."
The lone European in the group pondered all this for a second and responded, "I can't say about the police and the trains, but you're probably right about going out to eat. A restaurant in Hell would be one where customers are all Americans."
Answers: Q. How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in local currency, four to comment on "how funny-looking" local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards in case the pictures don't come out.
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An American was telling one of his favourite jokes to a group of friends.
"Hell is a place where the cooks are British, the waiters are French, the policemen are Germans, and the trains are run by Italians."
The lone European in the group pondered all this for a second and responded, "I can't say about the police and the trains, but you're probably right about going out to eat. A restaurant in Hell would be one where customers are all Americans."
funny! and I'm american!
ha ha!! funny, funny!
laugh
lol the 1st one was hilarious
James :)
You are right they are dumb jokes but what can you expect from a foreigner.
love it..really funy.
I like the last one! *****
That has just made my day
Thanks
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Very Funny =D HeHe
hahahahahahaha