Sms jokes for mobile phones wanted 10 points for best one :)?!
Question: i have a few but need more recent ones please :)
Answers: i have a few but need more recent ones please :)
heres some enjoy
You're so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked, “What color?”
Did you hear about the gay midget?
He just came out of the cupboard!
English Patient
An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.
The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said:
YOU WANKER -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN PIPE!!!
Did you hear in the news last night, that a guy living in Florida got his finger run over by a car and died instantly?
Of course, he had his finger up his nose.
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court.
"Mickey," the judge said, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me."
"I didn't say she was insane!" exclaimed Mickey. "I said she was ******* Goofy!"
How many blonde jokes are there?
None, they're all true!
I hope I'm not poisonous," said the first snake.
"Why?" asked the second.
"Because I just bit my lip."
text joke to 55455
a bloke keeps ringing me and singing Prince Charming and Stand and Deliver down the phone. I keep telling him to get lost but he's Adamant!!!
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A banker, confused with maths, asked his secretary:
If I give you $3 million less 5%, how much would you take-off?
Sec: Everything, sir !!!