Some jokes to read?!
Question: In a small village in China there was an old man named TOO-OLD-TO-*** and there was a young girl named TOO_YOUNG-TO-***. They got together and got married and a year later the had a baby...they named it HOW-***-U-COME..!!!
2) Q: How do you recognize Santa's Son Pappu in School?
A: He is the one who erases the book when the teacher erases the board.
3)What is the similarity of a mobile phone and wife????????
If we wait for some more time, we might have got a new model with lot many additional features.
4)There are two ways to commit 'suicide'.
1. Take a long rope. Tie it around your neck and hang your self.
2. Take a small rope. Tie it around the neck of a girl and marry her
Answers: In a small village in China there was an old man named TOO-OLD-TO-*** and there was a young girl named TOO_YOUNG-TO-***. They got together and got married and a year later the had a baby...they named it HOW-***-U-COME..!!!
2) Q: How do you recognize Santa's Son Pappu in School?
A: He is the one who erases the book when the teacher erases the board.
3)What is the similarity of a mobile phone and wife????????
If we wait for some more time, we might have got a new model with lot many additional features.
4)There are two ways to commit 'suicide'.
1. Take a long rope. Tie it around your neck and hang your self.
2. Take a small rope. Tie it around the neck of a girl and marry her
thanx for sharing thats so funny lol
A man went over to his girl’s place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom — gold, silver, or bronze.
“Silver,” she said.
“Why not gold?”
“Because I want you to come second for once!”
and.....
Did you hear about the blonde that put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind?
Did you hear that they found another "Heaven Gates" cult member? Yea...it was a blonde and she was under the sink looking for the comet!
Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they go answer the door.
Q: Why is it a blonde can not have more than a 10 minutes lunchbreak?
A: Because otherwise you have to retrain her.
Q: What do you call a couple of blondes in the front seat of a car?
A: Air Bags.
Q: Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?
A: A man who told one to many blonde jokes.
Q: What do you call a blond with a Chainsaw?
A: Dead.
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