Does anyone have any good jokes?!

Question: I am a desperate girl, but for jokes, not guys! I need some new material! PLEASE help me. Everyone knows the latest ones! Like, all the jokes are kinda old. Please if you have any good jokes tell me!

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Answers: I am a desperate girl, but for jokes, not guys! I need some new material! PLEASE help me. Everyone knows the latest ones! Like, all the jokes are kinda old. Please if you have any good jokes tell me!

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Hello desperate girl... I have just joined the militant wing of "Friends Of The Earth" Last night we broke into ASDA and stole hundreds of ice cubes... then we went down to the river and released them all back into the wild!!

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look at my questions..
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