Which tax would you pay?!
Question: NEW TAX LAWS
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pi**ed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.
Effective January 1st, 2007 the penis will be taxed according to size.
The brackets are as follows:
10 - 12" Luxury Tax $30.00 Which one would be your tax bracket?
8 - 10" Pole Tax $25.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax $15.00
4 - 5" Nuisance Tax $3.00
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!
Answers: NEW TAX LAWS
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pi**ed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.
Effective January 1st, 2007 the penis will be taxed according to size.
The brackets are as follows:
10 - 12" Luxury Tax $30.00 Which one would be your tax bracket?
8 - 10" Pole Tax $25.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax $15.00
4 - 5" Nuisance Tax $3.00
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!
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hahaha hilarious. I had no intention of asking for an extension. pmsl
Christ, that is stupid
$30 but I would have to ask for an extension
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
Pass, thanks for the 2 pts
Funny
my ex was somewhere between refund and nuisance. hahahahahaha. i LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i loved it, so much, that you get a star! i really laughed!
giggle :)
8/10
hahahaha that's one way for guys to be honest about how big they are.
Oh mercy love those dependents
I'm going to use my refund on a nice holiday.
Very good thanks gave me a good laugh. hehehe
it wasn't too taxing as a joke in fact it was rather funny
I love this one