Funny Instructions?!
Question: Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
Answers: Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
LMAO! I bought some peanuts two weeks ago from Asda and on the packet it read "This product may contain nuts" Wtf!!!!!
I see the phantom thumbsdowner has been busy. grrrrrrrr.
Very funny
those sure are funny. Have a star.thanks
looool! good one!
very funny and i dont doubt they are all true
fact is always funnier then fiction
haha you are to funny
They're brilliant! I especially like the last five.
Very Amusing!
almost shocking isnt it....and yes, funny
perhaps it has been lawsuits that is behind producing of some of these warnings
GL
LOL; ROTFLMAO!!!!
lawl
I love it !
i have seen the one's that say "no purchase necessary" and always wondered how will you know if you win if you dont buy it!!
hahahahahahaha........starred!!
how have you been? married yet?
those are funny,
but the responses you put were better,
i really enjoyed those!
I′ve always loved those, lol
I love theses I get so amazed by labels haha there so funny. Post More!!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
all disclaimers are due to attempts--too too funny,woke me up this a.m.
giggle... ive got to send this to my friend who works at asda :)
8/10
<*(((>< carp award
i love the airline peanuts one!!
It probably made sense to someone, somewhere who is paid a vast sum of money to come up with the pearl of wisdom.
One that puzzles me is the 'fun size' packets of fruit - you know, the ones with 5 strawberries that cost an astronomical amount. What's 'fun' in this context? Oh, right, we've just been had for three times the price. Can't stop laughing now!!!!!
I think this could add to your list. Thanks.
That is very funny.
Star for you.
hahaha those are really great. Well done. Star for you. Thanks.
good one