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Question: Things not to Say to the Cop Who Pulls You Over
10. Your so-called "speed limits" mean nothing to me flatfoot. I live my life one quarter-mile at a time.
9. You again? I thought I lost you at that last red light.
8. Aren't you going to strip search me, big boy?
7. I am not the droid you're looking for. You don't need to see my papers.
6. Darn! My radar detector must be broken again.
5. You better hurry up with that ticket. Dunkin' Donuts closes in 15 minutes.
4. You're not going to search my trunk are you?
3. How about you watch my friend Ben Franklin while I get my registration?
2. Sorry I was speeding officer, but your daughter said she had to be home by eleven.
1. Hey Barney! How are things in Mayberry?
Answers: Things not to Say to the Cop Who Pulls You Over
10. Your so-called "speed limits" mean nothing to me flatfoot. I live my life one quarter-mile at a time.
9. You again? I thought I lost you at that last red light.
8. Aren't you going to strip search me, big boy?
7. I am not the droid you're looking for. You don't need to see my papers.
6. Darn! My radar detector must be broken again.
5. You better hurry up with that ticket. Dunkin' Donuts closes in 15 minutes.
4. You're not going to search my trunk are you?
3. How about you watch my friend Ben Franklin while I get my registration?
2. Sorry I was speeding officer, but your daughter said she had to be home by eleven.
1. Hey Barney! How are things in Mayberry?
hahahahahahaha.... pure gold.
lol
lol, thats just plain funny.
ha ha ha ha ha...not that funny
hahahaha!!
LMAO
hey im a cop..........................i passed this joke at work it was funny
I don't get it. Whats your question?
haha. thanks for the laugh.
officer i have to go pee and i was on my way home
Haha pretty funny.
ha
the first time i heard those boringass jokes they werent worth a grin.
go ahead, give me negative ratings, it doesnt make the joke any funnier. i think im doing this kid a favor by sparing her the embarassment of retelling this horror.
hahaha, funny, thanks.
good good but it can only happen in USA