Valentine's Day Gifts?!
Question: There were three men drinking in a bar: a doctor, an attorney, and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said “For Valentine’s Day I’m going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way if she doesn’t like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring.”
As the attorney was drinking his martini he said “For Valentine’s Day I’m going to buy my wife a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way if she doesn’t like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet.”
As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said “For Valentine’s Day I’m going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way if she doesn’t like the T-shirt she can go f**k herself!”
Answers: There were three men drinking in a bar: a doctor, an attorney, and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said “For Valentine’s Day I’m going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way if she doesn’t like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring.”
As the attorney was drinking his martini he said “For Valentine’s Day I’m going to buy my wife a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way if she doesn’t like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet.”
As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said “For Valentine’s Day I’m going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way if she doesn’t like the T-shirt she can go f**k herself!”
I guess I should have bought my wife a vibrator, also.
lol funny
lmao typical guys reply there lol very good
Funny
it was good but not my type of joke, not really that funny. do you have any others??
hahahahaha
lol nice one
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lol!
Excellent!
ha ha ha, that's funny,10/10
hahahaha!!!
excellent lol
thanks for the laugh.
heard that 1 too many times for it to be funny anymore