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Question: A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar
The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said "Do you get my drift?".
So I rang up British Telecom, I said "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again".
So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster".
Three tomatoes are walking down the street; papa tomato, mama tomato, and baby tomato. Baby tomato is lagging behind, papa gets really angry, goes back and squishes him, says "Catch up".
Two peanuts walk into a bar
One was a salted
A jump-lead walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
Answers: A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar
The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said "Do you get my drift?".
So I rang up British Telecom, I said "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again".
So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster".
Three tomatoes are walking down the street; papa tomato, mama tomato, and baby tomato. Baby tomato is lagging behind, papa gets really angry, goes back and squishes him, says "Catch up".
Two peanuts walk into a bar
One was a salted
A jump-lead walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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