I went down to my local shop yesterday,?!
Question: i said to the shopkeeper,ive come for some tampons for my wife,can you please tell me where they are.
he said sure,down aisle one,next to the cotton wool and toilet rolls.
i came back and put a toilet roll and a bag of cotton wool in his basket.
he rang them through,then looked at me coyly,i thought you came for tampax,he said.
i replied..i did,but when she came to the shop yesterday,i asked her to get me a packet of ****.
she came back with pouch of tobbacco and a pack of rizzlas.
so tonight,she can do what i had to do.
ROLL HER F....nG ....OWN.
Answers: i said to the shopkeeper,ive come for some tampons for my wife,can you please tell me where they are.
he said sure,down aisle one,next to the cotton wool and toilet rolls.
i came back and put a toilet roll and a bag of cotton wool in his basket.
he rang them through,then looked at me coyly,i thought you came for tampax,he said.
i replied..i did,but when she came to the shop yesterday,i asked her to get me a packet of ****.
she came back with pouch of tobbacco and a pack of rizzlas.
so tonight,she can do what i had to do.
ROLL HER F....nG ....OWN.
Lol.
Someone I know swears this is true:-
A woman working in the shop on a campsite in Devon was just about to shut for the evening when a man rushed in and said his wife had sent him over for some tampax.
The woman looked on the shelves but there were no 'sanpro' products at all. Feeling sorry for their predicament, she reached into her handbag and put some Lillets into his hand and said to the man, 'Sorry, we haven't any tampax but if you could give your wife these, they'll tide her over until she can get to a shop tomorrow.'
Looking at the Lillets, the woman had given him he said, 'I was asking for tent pegs.'
ha ha ha good en
Awe...give the girl a break! She can't help that she is a blonde!
hahahaha
now thats funny
I'm going to treat this as an open question. Do you mind?
Finally! Phew!! That took ages for me to get. I was sitting there like F......nG .......Own???
(Y) funny
dat was a good one man!
Hahahahaha!!!
very funny
thanks for the laugh
funny.
thanks.