Where is the Uncle...?!
Question: Three guys came out of the pub one evening. It was only 11pm, but the pubs were closed, and the guys are not quite drunk.
As they walk along the beach, the first guy says, “Do you know that I can dive into the sea and stay under the water for five minutes before coming up?”
The second guy says, “But that’s nothing, I can dive and stay under water for FIFTEEN minutes before surfacing”
“What are you guys talking about?” says the third guy, “My uncle went down LAST YEAR and he has not come back yet!”
Question:
1) Where is the Uncle?
2) When is the uncle coming back?
3) Of what possible nationalities are the three guys?
Answers: Three guys came out of the pub one evening. It was only 11pm, but the pubs were closed, and the guys are not quite drunk.
As they walk along the beach, the first guy says, “Do you know that I can dive into the sea and stay under the water for five minutes before coming up?”
The second guy says, “But that’s nothing, I can dive and stay under water for FIFTEEN minutes before surfacing”
“What are you guys talking about?” says the third guy, “My uncle went down LAST YEAR and he has not come back yet!”
Question:
1) Where is the Uncle?
2) When is the uncle coming back?
3) Of what possible nationalities are the three guys?
The uncle got carried away by mermaids and has fallen in love with them so he's now got a fish tail and is a merman!
He can only come back to the surface when the clock strikes 6 on the 4th April 2030
And they are german, Engliah and American
1) a sharks belly
2) he's not
3) vietnamese, scottish & egyptian
1) Underwater
2)no, hes dead
3) Unknown
1) dead in the sea.
2) he's not.
3) irish, scottish, english.
1. underwater
2. when his scubatank runs out
3. Irish (only Irishmen and drink all night and not get drunk)
1) the north atlantic
2) when his submarine surfaces
3) probably russian or german