Please rate these Jokes for me, I hope they make you laugh nonetheless?!
Question: Q.- What kind of diseases do birds get?
A.- Chirpies
Q.- What kind of diseases do alligators get?
A.- Gatoraids
Q.-What do you give a dead baby for christmas?
A.- A dead puppy
Q.-Did you see stevie wonders new car?
A. Neither did he
Q. How do you recycle Charmin Toilet paper?
A. Send it back to Mr. Whipple and let him squeeze the Sh**
out of it!
Q. What does Star Trek and Toilet paper have in common?
A.- They both circle uranus looking for kling-ons
Q. What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A. A piece of *** that makes your eyes water
Q. What do elephants use for tampons?
A. Sheep
Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
A. A forty foot **** that wants to reach out and touch someone
Q. Whats the difference between a hore and a rooster?
A. One says cockadoodledoo and the other says anycockledoo
Q. What is 69 and 69?
A. Dinner for 4
Q. What comes after 69?
A. Mouth wash
Answers: Q.- What kind of diseases do birds get?
A.- Chirpies
Q.- What kind of diseases do alligators get?
A.- Gatoraids
Q.-What do you give a dead baby for christmas?
A.- A dead puppy
Q.-Did you see stevie wonders new car?
A. Neither did he
Q. How do you recycle Charmin Toilet paper?
A. Send it back to Mr. Whipple and let him squeeze the Sh**
out of it!
Q. What does Star Trek and Toilet paper have in common?
A.- They both circle uranus looking for kling-ons
Q. What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A. A piece of *** that makes your eyes water
Q. What do elephants use for tampons?
A. Sheep
Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
A. A forty foot **** that wants to reach out and touch someone
Q. Whats the difference between a hore and a rooster?
A. One says cockadoodledoo and the other says anycockledoo
Q. What is 69 and 69?
A. Dinner for 4
Q. What comes after 69?
A. Mouth wash
very funny
pretty good. i'll give 6 on 10.