Steven speilberg?!
Question: a chinese man was sitting next to speilberg at a bar when suddenly steven speilberg got up and punched the chinese man off his stool, upon getting up the chinese man asks why he done that,"you bombed pearl harbour and i had relatives killed there" he replied,"but i am chinese not japanese" says the man"chines, japanese, burmese your all the same" says speilberg,with that the chinese punches speilberg off his stool "what did you do that for" replied speilberg, "for sinking the titanic, i had relatives on that ship" says the chinese man"that was an iceberg that sunk it not me" replied speilberg,chinese man replies"iceberg,carlsberg, speilberg your all the same".
Answers: a chinese man was sitting next to speilberg at a bar when suddenly steven speilberg got up and punched the chinese man off his stool, upon getting up the chinese man asks why he done that,"you bombed pearl harbour and i had relatives killed there" he replied,"but i am chinese not japanese" says the man"chines, japanese, burmese your all the same" says speilberg,with that the chinese punches speilberg off his stool "what did you do that for" replied speilberg, "for sinking the titanic, i had relatives on that ship" says the chinese man"that was an iceberg that sunk it not me" replied speilberg,chinese man replies"iceberg,carlsberg, speilberg your all the same".
lmfaooooooooo thats the best joke i've heard in ages loved it - star for you x
Another cool joke, first class.
nice one
very funny nice 1 lol
Funny! LOL
lol! very funny!
HA! HA!
Good one!
LMSUIAO Thats a Tickler that really Tickles
STAR
funny
This one made me laugh.