Tell me something funny....?!
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imagine a clown that's funny
There are these three guys jumping out of a plane.
The first one throws down a rock. When he gets down a little boy is crying. The man asks, "Why are you crying?", and the little boy says, "A rock fell down and hit my daddy on the head!"
The second one throws down a sandbag.When he gets down a woman is crying. The man asks, "Why are you crying?", and the woman says, "A sandbag fell down and hit my husband on the head!"
The third guy throws down a bomb. When he gets down an old man is laughing. The man asks, "Why are you laughing?", and the old man says, "I farted and my house blew up!!!"
I LOVE THIS JOKE!
hope you do too!
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies " He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"
He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."
Look on the bright side. You feel better now than you ever will.