What do you think of these old age jokes?!
Question: At 99
When a grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to Israel. As part of the preparations, she went to see her doctor and get all her charts. The doctor asked her how she was doing, so she gave him the litany of complaints - this hurts, that's stiff, I'm tired and slower, etc.
He responded with, "Mrs. Siegel, you have to expect things to start deteriorating. After all, who wants to live to 100?"
The grandmother looked him straight in the eye and replied, "Anyone who's 99."
Three Old Men
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily
functions.
One eighty-five year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every
morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
An nighty-five year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
The hundered and five old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" asked the others.
"I don't wake up until nine."
Answers: At 99
When a grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to Israel. As part of the preparations, she went to see her doctor and get all her charts. The doctor asked her how she was doing, so she gave him the litany of complaints - this hurts, that's stiff, I'm tired and slower, etc.
He responded with, "Mrs. Siegel, you have to expect things to start deteriorating. After all, who wants to live to 100?"
The grandmother looked him straight in the eye and replied, "Anyone who's 99."
Three Old Men
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily
functions.
One eighty-five year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every
morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
An nighty-five year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
The hundered and five old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" asked the others.
"I don't wake up until nine."
ROFLMAO!!! those are hilarious!!!!! Thanks for the laugh! I'm going to tell all my friends!!!!!!!! once again ROFLMAO!!!
ROFL
Thanks for the laughs
:o)
those were really funny!
pretty funny
ROFLMAO the 2nd jokes really gave me the giggles.