A husband says to his wife......?!
Question: We should start washing your knickers in slim fast it might make your **** thinner.
The next day he puts his pants on and they are covered in powder.He says to his wife did you put talc in my pants.
No she said it's f**king 'Miracle grow'
Answers: We should start washing your knickers in slim fast it might make your **** thinner.
The next day he puts his pants on and they are covered in powder.He says to his wife did you put talc in my pants.
No she said it's f**king 'Miracle grow'
lol thats hilarious 10/10
Funny
Hahahahaha!
i love it when people can get back at people lol
Haha
Excellent
Whats miracle grow and what does it taste like
I love when girls get back at guys.
cute hahahaha
hilarious ! I love it!
ha!!
A good one.
One for you.
A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he asks.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
"You bastard!!!" says the husband. "My wife's having a heart attack, and all you can do is run around the house naked scaring the kids?"
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Whats miracle grow and what does it taste like
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OK, first miracle grow is a plant thing, makes u plants grow stronger and faster. it tastes like... idk i have to get back to you, the plant hasn't answered yet.
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and the joke was awesome, i haven't heard b4 and its one of the best I've heard!
omg good!!!!!!!miracle grow makes "things" grow!!!!
funny thanks
That is hillarious! MEN..... next time they should think before they speak sometimes! lol
good one lol
hahahaha!!!
hilarious lol
thanks for sharing.