Does any one have a joke like....?!
Question: my last ones. on that level the ones that never leave you. staying power. no week jokes
Answers: my last ones. on that level the ones that never leave you. staying power. no week jokes
does a week joke take 7 days to read it ???
What's the difference between a train and a teacher?
The teacher says spit out your gum and the train says chew chew!
What's the difference between a U of M cheerleader and an Elephant?
One is fat, wrinkly, and has a big nose, and the other lives in the African Savannah.
Why do U of M grads keep their diplomas in their car dashboards?
So they can park in handicapped spaces.
Two people are at the urinals, doing their business. After they're done peeing, one takes 10 minutes to wash his hands. He states, "I graduated from U of M, and they tought us cleanliness." The second person simply runs his hands under the faucet, uses a bit of soap, and dries his hands. "Well, I graduated from MSU, and they taught us NOT TO PISS ON OUR HANDS!!!!!"