Mr and Mrs Joke - bit rude!!!!?!
Question: A husband and wife enter a 'Mr and Mrs' competition to win a holiday to Tenerife on the radio. The husband goes first -
DJ - Now then we have 3 rather intimate questions to ask you - please answer them as honestly as possible.
When did you last make love to your wife?
Husband - Oooh well this morning if you must know.
DJ - How long did it last?
Husband - Umm about ten mins.
DJ - And where did this take place?
Husband - Downstairs on the kitchen table.
The wife comes in and husband leaves...
DJ - Now then in order to win this holiday to Tenerife you need to give me the same answers as your husband.
When did you last make love to your husband?
Wife - Well um after breakfast if you must know!
DJ - Yes - that'll do - close enough
How long did it last?
Wife - Oooh err - well about quarter of an hour.
DJ - Rather generous of you but then again you don't wanna embarass the ol' man on the radio - we'll accept that.
Our third and final question...
Answers: A husband and wife enter a 'Mr and Mrs' competition to win a holiday to Tenerife on the radio. The husband goes first -
DJ - Now then we have 3 rather intimate questions to ask you - please answer them as honestly as possible.
When did you last make love to your wife?
Husband - Oooh well this morning if you must know.
DJ - How long did it last?
Husband - Umm about ten mins.
DJ - And where did this take place?
Husband - Downstairs on the kitchen table.
The wife comes in and husband leaves...
DJ - Now then in order to win this holiday to Tenerife you need to give me the same answers as your husband.
When did you last make love to your husband?
Wife - Well um after breakfast if you must know!
DJ - Yes - that'll do - close enough
How long did it last?
Wife - Oooh err - well about quarter of an hour.
DJ - Rather generous of you but then again you don't wanna embarass the ol' man on the radio - we'll accept that.
Our third and final question...
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one, lol.!!!
Cheers for a smile.!!
Funny
This exact joke was just posted by someone else...
Haha - good one!
why do u keep postin this, when its not that funny
What a bummer! (pardon the pun) Sounded like a good holiday too!
Lol =D quite funny =)
thats funny
WOW! Simply terrific! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO! Star for you!!!
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lmfao
awww u can copy and paste 2!proud of ju!
ok
No doubt joke is nice, but pls dont copy paste.
ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
Very funny lol.