Did you hear this one?!
Question: A man went to a tavern and noticed this woman sitting at the end of the bar, dressed to the nines with spike heels and mini dress. . He bought her a drink and she came over and sat next to him. One thing led to another and they decided to go to her apartment for a nitecap. They got upstairs and she told him she wanted to slip into something more comfortable. First she says, I need to tell you......I'm into kinky sex... OH he replied, GREAT! So am I!!!! She kicks off her shoes and runs in the bedroom to change. After awhile, out she comes in a leather bra and undies with boots above her knees, carrying a whip.. She said 'HERE I AM!' He says Oh noooo! You're too late! Too late??? What do you mean? He says, I already came in your shoe.
Answers: A man went to a tavern and noticed this woman sitting at the end of the bar, dressed to the nines with spike heels and mini dress. . He bought her a drink and she came over and sat next to him. One thing led to another and they decided to go to her apartment for a nitecap. They got upstairs and she told him she wanted to slip into something more comfortable. First she says, I need to tell you......I'm into kinky sex... OH he replied, GREAT! So am I!!!! She kicks off her shoes and runs in the bedroom to change. After awhile, out she comes in a leather bra and undies with boots above her knees, carrying a whip.. She said 'HERE I AM!' He says Oh noooo! You're too late! Too late??? What do you mean? He says, I already came in your shoe.
not funny
Sooooooooooooo Not Funny! >:P
not funny
Nice try, but stupid!