These are only jokes so if your interested in participating please keep reading?!
Question: Ok these jokes aren't original you probably heard them before so it will be easy to answer them correctly. The first person to answer them correctly gets the easiest 10 points simple as that.
1) What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
2) What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
3) If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
The answers will be posted late in the evening, Thanks for participating. If nobody answers all the questions correctly the person who answers the most correctly will get the points.
Answers: Ok these jokes aren't original you probably heard them before so it will be easy to answer them correctly. The first person to answer them correctly gets the easiest 10 points simple as that.
1) What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
2) What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
3) If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
The answers will be posted late in the evening, Thanks for participating. If nobody answers all the questions correctly the person who answers the most correctly will get the points.
1: The taste
2: He wiped
3: The swallow
1= rectal goes up your ***
2= eats her
1. nothing
2. he ate her
3. a Swallow
1) an oral thermometer goes into someone's mouth and a rectal one goes into someone's butt
2) He "ate her" out
3) A turtledove
1) What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
~~ The taste!
2) What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
~~ Wiped his ar se.
3) If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
~~ Love birds. they die of broken hearts if their mate dies!!!