Pick you prize?!
Question: A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears are on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones are on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears are on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised by the collection, especially because it’s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. She turns to him…they kiss…then they rip each other’s clothes off and romp around the room all night. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how’d I do?” The woman says, “You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.”
Answers: A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears are on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones are on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears are on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised by the collection, especially because it’s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. She turns to him…they kiss…then they rip each other’s clothes off and romp around the room all night. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how’d I do?” The woman says, “You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.”
Excellent.Very funny.
They were lying there bare, surrounded by bears, and he barely aspired to the bottom shelf.
Bear with me while I award you with a prize.Please accept a star taken from the top shelf!
Funny and weird.
ha ha lol
here is a star for you!! i like it but it's a little weird
that is weird.. but very funny
loti
(Laughin On The Inside)
wow...
Funny! 100!
LOL
That`s ace have a star,,,,
good punchline
Grrrrrrrrowl ..... like a teddy bear. very good!
Yes the bottom shelf,does she mean the bottom shelf ,cos she wants it again????