Computer hard drive prayer - funny or not?!
Question: Our Hard Drive
Which art internal
Volume C by name;
Thy code be clean,
Thy fonts be seen
On screen as they are on paper.
Give us this day our documents,
And lead us not into fragmentation
But deliver us our data.
For thine is the SCSI,
And the EISA, and the NuBus,
Forever and Ever,
Amen.
Answers: Our Hard Drive
Which art internal
Volume C by name;
Thy code be clean,
Thy fonts be seen
On screen as they are on paper.
Give us this day our documents,
And lead us not into fragmentation
But deliver us our data.
For thine is the SCSI,
And the EISA, and the NuBus,
Forever and Ever,
Amen.
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Lol nice 1
Funny
Ha ha ha brilliant :)
LOL nice 1
how long did that take you?
or did you find it somewhere?
Very good, i really like that!
Brilliant. One for you.
If you like it give me the best answer.
Remember *** = A*s*s. Other name for donkey and other for......
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: 'PREACHER'S *** SHOWS'
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: 'PREACHER'S *** OUT IN FRONT'
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: 'BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ***'
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: 'NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN'
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. Next day the headline read: 'NUN SELLS *** FOR $10.00'
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. Next day, the headline in the paper read: 'NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND FREE'. The Bishop was buried the next day.
Yes.
hahaha excellent. Worth a star.
I think it's good in parts, but if you really want it to be like the Lord's Prayer for computing, you need to pay more attention to making the words from each more homonymous (sounding similar).
I like 'lead us not into fragmentation' a lot :-)
Rockin!
LOL I love it.
brilliant hun, loved it, pmsl
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
but in my computer i have 2 hard drives C:/ and D:/