What is the best chuck norris fact you know?!


Question: Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer....It's a shame he never cries


Answers: Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer....It's a shame he never cries

When Chuck Norris was a little kid, he used to make his Mom eat HER vegatables.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

chuck norris is a wuss...bruce lee kicked his butt................

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

CHUCK NORRIS FARTED so much the DINOSAURES became EXTINCT!!!!!!

Chuck Norris sucker punched a horse in the face and it became a zebra

Most people wear superman underwear, Superman wears chuck norris underwear.

that he is old and washed up and the only gig he can get is commercials

Chuck Norris walked into a bar. He killed the bartender with his beard. While practicing his roundhouse kick, he killed a nun, a priest and a rabbi who were sitting together. On his way out of the bathroom, the smell of his superhuman stool killed a two blondes and their mother in law. Chuck Norris is the first to admit he's bad at telling jokes.

Chuck Norris can run so fast he can run around the Earth and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris, if necessary, could repopulate the Earth. By himself.

All redheads are descended from Chuck Norris, including Chuck Norris himself.



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