Cheer me up :(?!
Question: I have to go back to school tomorrow !
:?)
Answers: I have to go back to school tomorrow !
:?)
What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes.
That Sucks.... We just started Break！
I don't ahahah, oh man that probably didn't cheer you up. Well, I failed.
Two students wanted to go to the football game..
but they didn't have any money for gas. So they borrowed their neighbors donkey and decided to ride it through town to get to the stadium. Cars were honking and people yelling at them but they finally make it to the parking lot. While one of them is tying the donkey to a light pole the other one is lifting up the donkey's tail and staring kind of funny. The other one says, "What on earth are you doing?"
"I had to look. Didn't you hear that guy back there yell out "Hey, look at those two assholes on that donkey?”
Wanna here a dirty joke, the boy played in the mud
wanna here a clean joke, the boy took a bath with bubbles
wanna here a dirty joke, bubbles is the girl next door
aww too bad!i dont i have a holiday tomorrow AHA!that wont cheer u up so....
If santa,a dumb blonde,and a smart blonde jumped off a roof at the same time who would land first?
answer:the dumb blonde cuz santa and a smart blonde dont exsist..LOL
we're always here,
and ur bf/crush will be waiting
and u and ur friends can talk about ur break/weekend
and it will all be happy again