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Question: On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.
He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "and get me a whisky you cow!"
The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.
When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls, "and get me another whisky you *****!"
Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.
Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now, *****, or I'll give you a slap".
Next moment both he and the parrot were wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards.
Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "for someone who can't fly you're a lippy bastard!"


Answers: On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.
He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "and get me a whisky you cow!"
The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.
When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls, "and get me another whisky you *****!"
Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.
Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now, *****, or I'll give you a slap".
Next moment both he and the parrot were wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards.
Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "for someone who can't fly you're a lippy bastard!"

Yea thats good star for you!

Haha good one!



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