My 49th Birthday?!
Question: Today is my 49th birthday, & I wasn't feeling too hot this morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant & say "Happy Birthday," & probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday".
I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember". The children came in to breakfast & didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low & despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Betty said, "Good Morning Boss, Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better someone had remembered! I worked until noon. Then, Betty knocked on my door & said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside & it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you & me". I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
"Let's go". We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go-we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis & enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."
"Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom &, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children & dozens of friends.
They were singing "Happy Birthday"....and there I sat on the couch, naked.
Answers: Today is my 49th birthday, & I wasn't feeling too hot this morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant & say "Happy Birthday," & probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday".
I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember". The children came in to breakfast & didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low & despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Betty said, "Good Morning Boss, Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better someone had remembered! I worked until noon. Then, Betty knocked on my door & said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside & it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you & me". I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
"Let's go". We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go-we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis & enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."
"Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom &, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children & dozens of friends.
They were singing "Happy Birthday"....and there I sat on the couch, naked.
Thank you for the joke. It was well told and at first I felt sorry for the man especially when the narration of the story is in the first person. Ever try telling the story like a stand-up comedian? I was much amused reading the print, but if it is spoken, the effect would be great.
hahah thats funny
haha r u seroius??
I bet you felt like a dork
ahahaha!!!!!! funny!!!
All the best darling,have a great day! XX
hilarious.....
Good presentation of old classic.
hahah lol hes a bad boy!!
heheh, funny joke :P
really well told
I went through a few emotions there! First I was sad for you, then excited for you, then I felt ashamed I wanted you to have an affair when your wife and kids didn't forget after-all!
LOL. Cool.
F.A.N.T.A.S.T.I.C................thanks for sharing....... I really like that...x
I read only the last para!! lo
lol funny
It would have been a lot funnier without th extra on the bottom
hahahaha!!!
hilarious lol
thanks for sharing.
BRILLIANT..............I LOVED IT
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
good one thanks
That was wickedly funny.
lol
hahahaha
Good one, you play, you pay. He didn't even see that one coming. lol.
Haha heehee that's really very good.