How come you never hear................?!
Question: .....father-in-law jokes?????
Answers: .....father-in-law jokes?????
Well...
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom.
When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" she exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. "What are you doing?" she asked.
He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law!!!"
cause theyll hurt you lol
Cus' by now he has already learned to mind his own business and keep his mouth shut.
duno, maybe cos mother-in-law jokes are funny cos everyone either hates em or loves em cos mums/girls tend to be more stressy and strong opinioned wheras dads/boys tend to be more easy-going.......generally......!!
People don,t find us very funny,i suppose!
Very good question..I guess because the father-in-law could break you in two if you tried. lol
cos nobody tells them
they are not as much of a pain in the but as mother-in-laws they really hurt your feelings.
and...look at this i found a father in law jokes
here you go..
http://www.humnri.com/HumZ/Jokes/joke.as...
cause they are usually really sweet guys! - my father in law is hilarious, but luckily for me my mother in law is really sweet too. - but there is a scripture in the bible where it says that we would not get along with our mothers-in-law - so because this is another prophecy that has come true, its something that gets joked about.
who carez about them, most of them are not a belly laugh.
{wherez them momma jokez}
No one is out to impress the Father-in-law. As long as you care for his son and you can cook that does him fine. Its the mum-in-law you have to worry about. Mine's a control freak.
ps. please you gotta give best answer to brainz.
idk good question maybe no one has came up with one yet????
Cause us father in laws are the bestest people in the whole wide world ,and we know everything and we are easyest to get along wit,calm ,cool, and collected,would U agree Sugarbee.
Because they just don't care....or get it.