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Question: ? If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
? A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
? Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
? For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
? Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
? Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
? The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
? The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
? To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
? To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
? Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of incompetence.
? The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
? Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
? The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
? The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.
? You know your single, when all the gifts you get are all from you
? You know it’s going to be great day at work, because you’re still in bed
? You know you’ve been fired, because the bills keep piling in.
? You know the guy you like is gay, because he’s always trying to borrow your pretty things
? You know you’ve forgotten something, but you just don’t know what
? You know you’re having marriage problems when your wife can’t get on with the woman your in bed with.
? You know Yahoo is almighty, because they can delete you
? You know your life if better then the guy who reported you on Yahoo
? Because you got a chance to reply


Answers: ? If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
? A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
? Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
? For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
? Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
? Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
? The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
? The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
? To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
? To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
? Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of incompetence.
? The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
? Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
? The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
? The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.
? You know your single, when all the gifts you get are all from you
? You know it’s going to be great day at work, because you’re still in bed
? You know you’ve been fired, because the bills keep piling in.
? You know the guy you like is gay, because he’s always trying to borrow your pretty things
? You know you’ve forgotten something, but you just don’t know what
? You know you’re having marriage problems when your wife can’t get on with the woman your in bed with.
? You know Yahoo is almighty, because they can delete you
? You know your life if better then the guy who reported you on Yahoo
? Because you got a chance to reply

beware the letter "G" its the end of everything.

when life gives u lemons squirt them into people's eyes.

the trouble with real life is that there's no background music

i hav not lost my mind, its backed up on a disk somewhere

what if this were not a hypothetical question?

if ur not living on the edge, ur taking up to much room.

if the number 2 penicil is the most popular, y is it still number 2?

if u dontcare where u r then u aint lost.

flying is not inherenlt dangerous; crashing is

forecast for tonite: darkness

my mind keeps wondering so i packed it a picnic lunch.

i used to hava handle on life, then it broke.

i like long walks, espcially when they are taked by people who annoy me.

if everyhting seems to b going well, u hav obiviously overlooked something.

i used to think i was indecisive, now im not sure.

hope u liked these, i didnt copy and paste. i really typed these all out so i hope u appreciate them. (: -twickers

look but dont touch touch but dont taste taste but dont swallow

yeah.........bout that........no not at all........not funny!


good one............no.....serously.........n... never mind....u almost had me.......but no

If you can't laugh at yourself make fun of other people.

You know it’s going to be great day at work, because you’re still in bed



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