Got a Joke for me?!
Question: I need a pick me up. Please send funny Jokes for me please.
Answers: I need a pick me up. Please send funny Jokes for me please.
There was this really good gambler. When taxes came, the tax collecter didn't believe that he was as good as he said. So, they had a meeting. The gambler and his lawyer went into the tax collecter's office. The tax collecter said, "I don't believe you are that great of a gambler." The gambler said, "Oh yeah? Well I bet you $1000 that I can bite my eye." The tax collecter, knowing this was impossible, agreed. The gambler took out his GLASS eye and bit it. "Duh." The tax collecter thought. The gambler said, "Okay. Well, I bet you $2000 that I can bit my other eye." The tax collecter, knowing the gambler wasn't blind, once again, agreed. The gambler took out his denters and made them "bite" his eye. The tax collecter was starting to feel really depressed and upset. The gambler said, "Okay. Well, I bet you $3000 I can stand on your desk and pee into your trash can." The tax collecter knew this was impossible so he agreed again. The gambler stood on the desk and attempted to pee into the trash can. He missed and peed all over the desk. The tax collecter, excited that he had won all of his money back, jumped up and down excited. The lawyer who had been quiet the whole time, suddenly looked upset. "What's your problem? You've been quiet this whole time and now your upset?" The lawyer said, "He bet me $5000 that he could pee all over your desk and you'd be excited about it."
" How cold was it?".....
"It was so cold last night in my house, when I looked downstairs there were penguins playing poker in my foyer"
What did Kenny G. say when he got off of the elevator?
Wow! This place rocks!
Dirty joke the pig fell in the mud.
Clean joke he got washed off.