JOKE.............Thingies on the beach?!
Question: There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted
weights, and jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he looked in the
mirror and noticed he was tan all over except his "thingie". So
he decided to do something about it. He went to beach,
completely undressed, and buried himself in the sand, except
for his "thingie", which he left sticking out. Two old ladies were
walking on the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing
the "thingie" sticking up in the sand, she began to move it
around with her cane. Remarking to the other lady. "There's
no justice in the world". The other lady asked what she meant.
When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I
enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid
for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot
about it. Now that I'm 80, the things are growing wild on the
beach and I'm too old to squat!
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Answers: There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted
weights, and jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he looked in the
mirror and noticed he was tan all over except his "thingie". So
he decided to do something about it. He went to beach,
completely undressed, and buried himself in the sand, except
for his "thingie", which he left sticking out. Two old ladies were
walking on the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing
the "thingie" sticking up in the sand, she began to move it
around with her cane. Remarking to the other lady. "There's
no justice in the world". The other lady asked what she meant.
When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I
enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid
for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot
about it. Now that I'm 80, the things are growing wild on the
beach and I'm too old to squat!
star if U like it please
that's so funny
still laughing
Lovely jubbly!
wow.....
good joke heard it once before.