Did you call this number...?!
Question: Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6
.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
Answers: Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6
.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
You wouldnt be laughin if- like me- you were married to an obsessive-complusive schizophrenic with post natal depression.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic,
and so am I.
For the guy below...Nope. I wouldn't be laughing...I'd be divorced.
this was a freakin commercial. and it made me so happy!!!
idk, i liked it alot.
poor depressed folk. =D
ha ha good one
My issue is that I suffer from post nasal depression.
My life is all boogered up.
Haha. Lol. Funny. = )
can i call this number if i have a long penis?
well i think its funny and i would love this as my answerphone message!!! how funny would that be? if only you could find out what numbers they pressed....
lol, thanks for sharing
hahahahah. this is very funny.
I LOVED THIS !!!!!!
I loved it.....LOL
This made my day. Here's a star.