Little Kidnapped Boy?!
Question: So there was this boy and he met a stranger and the stranger said "Come with me Little Boy I have some candy for you!!!" So the boy comes with the man to his car and the man kidnaps him. He takes the boy to his evil lair. The boy steps inside and says " It's dark in here." Then the man says yes it is. The boy says "Hey I have this nice baseball and I'll sell it to you!" The man says "How much?" and the boy says "$250.00!" The man then says "No way!!" Then the boy says "My father is outside" So the man buys the baseball. The next day the boy says "I have this nice baseball mitt" and the man sighs and says "how much?" The boy says "$750.00!!" The man buys the baseball. The next day the little boy runs away to his house. His family was very happy to see him. After a good night's sleep in the morning after breakfast the father says to the little boy "Son let's go play some catch!" The boy said " I sold my mitt and baseball!" The father says "For how much?" The boy then says "$1000.00!" ...
Answers: So there was this boy and he met a stranger and the stranger said "Come with me Little Boy I have some candy for you!!!" So the boy comes with the man to his car and the man kidnaps him. He takes the boy to his evil lair. The boy steps inside and says " It's dark in here." Then the man says yes it is. The boy says "Hey I have this nice baseball and I'll sell it to you!" The man says "How much?" and the boy says "$250.00!" The man then says "No way!!" Then the boy says "My father is outside" So the man buys the baseball. The next day the boy says "I have this nice baseball mitt" and the man sighs and says "how much?" The boy says "$750.00!!" The man buys the baseball. The next day the little boy runs away to his house. His family was very happy to see him. After a good night's sleep in the morning after breakfast the father says to the little boy "Son let's go play some catch!" The boy said " I sold my mitt and baseball!" The father says "For how much?" The boy then says "$1000.00!" ...
LMAO!! That's hilarious!!!
lol the dad must be happy =p
omg lol it was the priest
And you're not presenting the joke well. Poor setup lines. Lack of middle presentation. Poor punchline presentation. The original that has been going around awhile sets up with the Catholic church settlements for misconduct by priests. Jay Leno had a good variation of this joke about the middle of January. *** Cherries: try telling the joke a couple times to get a proper flow, visualization for graphic jokes may need a bit of setup scene lines. current event jokes may need a short introduction to get listener to proper venue, relate to the straight lines and get the punchline. Try reading 'It started with Europa' for a fun look at European history, note how the author slips in the puns.
The priest wasn't really a priest;he was pretending and he was actually the kidnapper!That's so funny!!!
I thought there'd be a better ending... But it's ok I guess.
I don't get it........................... =\
hahaha.
i like it =]
Funny! 100!
hahahaha!!!
hilarious lol
thanks for sharing.