I need knock knock jokes to teach my 3 yr. old?!
Question: She loves telling jokes but she only knows a couple and they are getting old!! Any simple jokes would be great!
Answers: She loves telling jokes but she only knows a couple and they are getting old!! Any simple jokes would be great!
Here are few from a book I had as a child. I added a few regular jokes too.
1) Why does a giraffe have a long neck? So it can't smell its feet.
2) Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
3) Here's a CLASSIC:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
4)Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bless
Bless who?
I didn't sneeze!
5)Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!
the ghost one.?
knock knock. whos there Boo Boo who please dont cry
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who's there?
Q: Banana.
A: Banana who?
Q: Knock, knock!
A: Who's there?
Q: Banana.
A: Banana who?
Q: Knock, knock!
A: Who's there?
Q: Orange.
A: Orange who?
Q: Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
Lol! I know they're not that funny, but it's one of the best for a three year old. :)
Have funny knock-knock-ing :P
Knock Knock:
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!!!
Knock Knock:
Who's there?
Leena
Leena who?
Leena little closer and I will tell you!!!
Knock Knock:
Who's there?
General Lee
General Lee who?
Generally I do not tell jokes!!!
This Star is for your baby!!!