Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers?!
Question: I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said," Daddy, look at this" , and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them.
I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
Answers: I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said," Daddy, look at this" , and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them.
I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
Ewwwwwww!!! Amusing, yet gross! Where do you get all your jokes from - yours are the best on YA?
Oh hahahaha.
haha? i dun get it . LOL
hahah you should be commidian
That was in Readers Digest this Month
HAHA I get it! He didn't wear a condom! Er wait, I don't get it.
i'd rather give him "ladies fingers" aahh! the vegetable!
ewe. that is gross i would be very in barresed if i would of posted up on the Internet. yea i have not done that yet.
oh wow, so much for breakfast. thats funny!
+o(. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww. I feel sick. But good joke (Y) :D.
Morale of the story has to be, never put kids fingers in your mouth as you don't know where they,ve been.
When my lad was small, we once caught him eating his own poo!
hahahahahahahaha that was hialrious lol thanx for the laugh x
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol thats to nasty but funny
thats hella funny havent heard suomething so funny in a long time
eww!
LOL
I get it though
lol
Well, it is just a shame that this Father unknowingly ate his daughter's snack- LOL!
HUH????????????????????
Best joke in a long time! Cute! When you put Daddy's gonna eat your fingers, my first thought was, eueeeeee maybe that's how jeffrey domer got started! Yuck
yuk,booger sticky children's fingers,omg,the thought of it,in my mouth yet?*_*