Blonde joke ??!
Question: This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.
He bends down and asks her if she is ok. She groans, "Yes." He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. Then he asks her why she has a ski jacket and a fur coat on.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."
Answers: This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.
He bends down and asks her if she is ok. She groans, "Yes." He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. Then he asks her why she has a ski jacket and a fur coat on.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."
thats too funny
ahahahahahahaahha.
that made me laugh.
your getting a star dear.
im blonde and that jokes is quite funny - but i no i wouldn't do that
lmao...good 1
ROFLMAO!!! Ha ha ha ... that was a good one! Hadn't heard that one before. I'll have to remember that one!
Nah, that joke's like a 70yr old blonde-really old and used up.
i liked it
lol i know alot of smart blonds but that one was pretty funny :P
HA! Good one
Haha Thats funny!
lol good one :) !!!
lol cool one
LOL THAT WAS HILARIOUS