Ok here is a dirty but a very funny joke??what you say?!
Question: One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution.
The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation.
She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation.
An hour later she called him and said, "I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer."
He said, "How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution."
She said, "I raised over a thousand cocks last year."
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Answers: One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution.
The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation.
She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation.
An hour later she called him and said, "I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer."
He said, "How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution."
She said, "I raised over a thousand cocks last year."
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and become my fan..ill post jokes everyday.
ha ha ha ha ha that was the nuts very clever comeback good girl!! yes i'll give you a star thats made my day
Rofl, this is actually quite funny, veery dirty tho u naughty person! :P
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Lol yeah totally dirty. But funny :P.
agree with the others
EXTREMELY FUNNY !! Had to keep my laughter down so I don't wake anyone !! Thanks and here comes your **star** !
i like it! lol hahaha
star coming ur way xxx
lol Definitely worth a star
hey...whatever works!! PMSL!!!
Excellent, but i had read it before.
Here is one for u:
ARE YOU THE WEAKEST LINK?
Below are 4 questions. Answer them instantly. You can't take your time. Answer them immediately. No pencil or paper! OK? Let's find out just how smart and clever you really are. Ready? ... GO!!!
FIRST QUESTION: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
ANSWER: If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question. (You know you took too much time.)
SECOND QUESTION: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
ANSWER: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!
LAST QUESTION: Mary's father has five daughters: mumu, meme, mimi, momo. What is the name of the fifth daughter, if it begins with "ma"?
ANSWER: Mama? Of course not. The fifth daughter's name is Mary. Read the question again.