Do you use Tide detergent?!


Question: Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.


Answers: Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

Good stuff, that Tide.... but I wonder if it will wash the dumb off of nick p. Prolly not that good.... Loved the story, tell me another.

LOL. I murdered my husband, got rid of stian using TIDE, and carried his bag out using HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY. Good 1!

lol funny have a star

LOL, that is good.

Nope. I sure do wish I had you for a friend just a few short years ago when I was using Wisk........ brilliant!!!

I bet they will burn Tide on the markets coz what you pipo are using it for wasn't made to use for cleaning up stains after killings or what ever the crime is ....

I bet Tide company will sue you after using there product as your pride to confide in .... jesus lady !

You just will bring alot of trouble with all this on here ...opps!

let me Run.... d..i..n..d !

Bye and take care , hope they don't come get you !

ROFLMAO!! That was hilarious!! Have a star***

I used it on my dog spot and now he's gone

one of my contacts starred this so i was curious...and man this literally made me LMFAO....thanks i really needed to laugh.....

No, I don't use Tide. I use Era.~~

WTF write to tide company ......................retard



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