Whats the worst joke youve ever heard?!
Question: i mean tripe, cringe worthy. one of the worst i heard was
whats Hitlers first name
HEIL
bad or what
beat that if you dare
Answers: i mean tripe, cringe worthy. one of the worst i heard was
whats Hitlers first name
HEIL
bad or what
beat that if you dare
there were 2 muffins in an oven the 1st muffin says "damn its so hot in here" the second muffin says: "omg a talking muffin"
worst isnt it?
whats yellow and smells like blue paint??????
yellow paint!
There was a fight in the chip shop last night,
Two fish got battered
.....Yawn......
silk silk silk silk silk silk silk silk silk silk silk silk
what do cows drink?
Whats white and wears a yellow check scarf?
Rupert the fridge.
This is my mother-in-laws fav joke, I've never understood it.
two fish in a tank....one says how do you drive this thing.
why was the policeman in bed?
because he wanted to be an undercover agent.
why did the cow cross the road?
to get to the udder side.
my friends brother drowned in a bowl of muesli the other week. . . . . a strong currant pulled him under!
a snake slithers into a bar
'sorry i cant serve you' says the bartender
'why not'
'because you cant hold your drink'
a brain walks into a bar
'sorry i cant serve you' says the bartender'
'why not'
'because your already out of your head'
what did the dog get when he multiplied 88x7?
The wrong answer.
A guy walks into a bar his buddly says 'dont worry i didnt see it either'
why did the turkey cross the road?
because it was the chickens day off
An old man died while he was a child.
That's one .
try beating it
Blond jokes, and your mamma jokes, awfull really!!!!
my sisters has got 2 be the worst ever (shes 36 and still tells it)
why did the monkey fall out of the tree.......coz it was dead!
what do you call a boomerang that dont come back?
a stick!