Was he just trying to help lol?!
Question: A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again says, "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"
The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the **** out of the rabbit.
As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"
The lion answers, "That little ******! He makes me run around the forest like an idiot each time he's on ecstasy!"
Answers: A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again says, "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"
The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the **** out of the rabbit.
As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"
The lion answers, "That little ******! He makes me run around the forest like an idiot each time he's on ecstasy!"
That was great! You gotta do something if you just hand around the forrest all day!! With,(gasp) no internet!!LOL!!
-Mel
good one
hahahahaha star
I really don't laugh usually about drug jokes. I take it more serious but honest this made me laugh hard! Thanks.
haha
LOL, hilarious, star awarded, thanks.
I agree with you on drugs.
yes though people think they are enjoying life
not hahahaha but star for your message.
hahahahahahahahha
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funniness
i can actually imagine a rabbit on ecstacy
just hopping....
i feel so sorry for the bunny, he was only trying to help. :(( star
star awarded!
lol....hahaha
drugs are the only things that get me thru the day my friend, other than my bf of course.
Not against me are you?
heheheehehe!
great joke!!
good for you and me because i have never done them either!!
ANTI-DRUG!!!
hahahaha!