Access To Heaven?!
Question: These three married couples died and when they got to the pearly gates. St.Peter told the first husband, "I can't let you in. You let alcohol run your life. You even married a girl named Sherry." Dejected, he turned and walked away.
The next married couple stepped up, and St.Peter told the husband, "Can't let you in sir. While you were on earth, you allowed money to run your life. You even married a girl named Penny." The guy hung his head, turned and walked away.
The husband of the third couple waiting in line, overheard both conversations and said, "Come on, Fanny, he's not going to let us in either."
Answers: These three married couples died and when they got to the pearly gates. St.Peter told the first husband, "I can't let you in. You let alcohol run your life. You even married a girl named Sherry." Dejected, he turned and walked away.
The next married couple stepped up, and St.Peter told the husband, "Can't let you in sir. While you were on earth, you allowed money to run your life. You even married a girl named Penny." The guy hung his head, turned and walked away.
The husband of the third couple waiting in line, overheard both conversations and said, "Come on, Fanny, he's not going to let us in either."
hahahaha!!!
excellent lol
thanks for sharing.
it's an oldie but a goodie
lol good one!
lol love it
funny.
Lol!!!!
lol!
Excellent!
good but not funny
Ya, I got the same treatment when I went to heaven. They are very peculiar up there. St. Peter decided to read more into my life and discovered that I was an Escrow officer and Immediatley let me in. He told God I had already been through hell and deserved a rest.
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lol that is funny!
LOL, hilarious, thanks.
Star awarded.
St. Peter is tough, lol - I married a woman named boobie (just kidding).
Cheeky pup.
what is your question? u dont have one you wasted 5pts but i got 2 of them
very nice
LOL