Joke:the pissed off zebra..??!
Question: One day a zebra was really really pissed off..
mr elephant came and asked him "hey stripper whats up" why you look pissed?
zebra replied i wanna know that am i a black animal with white stripes or a white animal with black stripes..
"god knows" said mr elephant and ran away..
mr zebra decided to ask god and wrote him a letter.. god replied
"You are what you Are""now calm down"
dissapointed mr zebra told mr elephant about gods letter mr elephant..AHA! i know.
your a white animal with black stripes..
"how come" said mr zebra..
mr elephant:otherwise god woulds told you
"yo are what yo are" "now chillz"..
GIMMA A STAR! if you liked my joke...and add me as a contact ill post jokes everyday..
Answers: One day a zebra was really really pissed off..
mr elephant came and asked him "hey stripper whats up" why you look pissed?
zebra replied i wanna know that am i a black animal with white stripes or a white animal with black stripes..
"god knows" said mr elephant and ran away..
mr zebra decided to ask god and wrote him a letter.. god replied
"You are what you Are""now calm down"
dissapointed mr zebra told mr elephant about gods letter mr elephant..AHA! i know.
your a white animal with black stripes..
"how come" said mr zebra..
mr elephant:otherwise god woulds told you
"yo are what yo are" "now chillz"..
GIMMA A STAR! if you liked my joke...and add me as a contact ill post jokes everyday..
oldie but goodie babe!!
I liked that. Didn't see it coming and I hadn't heard it before. I know that if I posted this joke though, I would be getting abused for being a racist as per usual. Maybe even reported by my good friend Peter John Wilson
Starred
Hey Snow Kid, I wasn't calling you a racist. I liked the joke. What I was saying is that if I had posted the same joke I would be called the racist maybe even a bigot. People seem to gang up on me here, that's all I was saying. Good joke, keep em coming!!!
nice...
..o.k..
hahahahaha star
lolz good one!