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Question: Husband and wife are going in to have their first baby. The doctor says to the husband... We have this new machine that we can hook up to you. It basically takes a percentage of the pain of labor away from the mother and gives it to the father. The husband says he loves his wife very much so hed love to take some of the pain away.
The doctor hooks it up to him and puts it at 10 percent. The husband says hey this doesnt hurt at all... why not turn it up to 50 percent. The doctor does so and the husband says hey... this isnt so bad at all... crank it all the way up... ill take all her pain away. The doctor does so... the wife is in no more pain and the birth goes off without a hitch....
They get home from the hospital and the mailman is dead on the front porch.

please dont ask me to explain it... its not as funny if you have to explain it... :-)


Answers: Husband and wife are going in to have their first baby. The doctor says to the husband... We have this new machine that we can hook up to you. It basically takes a percentage of the pain of labor away from the mother and gives it to the father. The husband says he loves his wife very much so hed love to take some of the pain away.
The doctor hooks it up to him and puts it at 10 percent. The husband says hey this doesnt hurt at all... why not turn it up to 50 percent. The doctor does so and the husband says hey... this isnt so bad at all... crank it all the way up... ill take all her pain away. The doctor does so... the wife is in no more pain and the birth goes off without a hitch....
They get home from the hospital and the mailman is dead on the front porch.

please dont ask me to explain it... its not as funny if you have to explain it... :-)

awesome i loved it!!!! thanks for making me SMILE!!! hehehehe

I've heard this one before, very funny.

THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE LAMO

don't get it ok not funny thumbs down

I understand that the mail man is the father i just don't undedrstand how that he got the pain

good one lol
i like it

Funny. STAR!

That's a great one. hahaha.. it made me laugh. For those idoits who didn't get it, the mailman is the real father!!

well to me it's not funny at all unless you DO explain it. a little help, please?

the mailman is the father!! ??? maybe

you didnt tell it the right way...

the mother has to take these "magical" pills, and when she takes one of the pills, 10% of the pain goes to the father.
if the husband is hooked up to a machine that is supposed to take the pain away, then there's no way that the mail man can be found dead on the family's porch!!
if you tell it the way that you did, it doesnt explain how everything happened!

im just saying for those people who didnt understand how the mail man dropped dead on the family's porch and needed it to be explained!

get the joke right!!!

hahahaha!!!
excellent lol
thanks for sharing.



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