Polish jokes??!


Question: A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender, "Hey, have you heard the latest Pollack joke?" The bartender replied, coldly, "No. And I'll have you know I'm Polish." That's O.K.," said the man, "I'll talk slow."

A Pollack walked into a bar with a duck under his arm. The bartender saw them and said, "Hey, what are you doing bringing that pig in here?" The Pollack answered, "That's not a pig; it's a duck." And the bartender replied, "I was talking to the duck!"

A Pollack walked in to a pizza place and ordered a pizza. The pizza man asked him, "Should I cut it into six pieces or eight?" And the Pollack answered, "Cut it into six; I couldn't eat eight."


Answers: A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender, "Hey, have you heard the latest Pollack joke?" The bartender replied, coldly, "No. And I'll have you know I'm Polish." That's O.K.," said the man, "I'll talk slow."

A Pollack walked into a bar with a duck under his arm. The bartender saw them and said, "Hey, what are you doing bringing that pig in here?" The Pollack answered, "That's not a pig; it's a duck." And the bartender replied, "I was talking to the duck!"

A Pollack walked in to a pizza place and ordered a pizza. The pizza man asked him, "Should I cut it into six pieces or eight?" And the Pollack answered, "Cut it into six; I couldn't eat eight."

lol Thats a good one!!!!!!!!!

OK! LOL

one its polock not pollack which btw is my last name (mikeyPLOCKY) second of all dont ever ever ever say teh word pol*** thats the equivalant of the n word for polish people douschbag

hahahaha

To Mikey Plocky: Stop taking things offensive. My people were slaves for this country. Yours wasn't.



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